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| Name: | Peter Chapman | Jesus of Nazereth |
| Books: | The Chapman guide to sex How to be a Legend Driving the Chapman way |
The Bible |
| Website: | Official Chapmans World | 1000s of imposter sites Jesus has no official sites that he made himself |
| Followers: | The 1000's of Chapman World Fans The Media Studies Gang. |
The 12 Deciples (One was called Peter!!) |
| Famous for: | Chapmans World Website King of the insults Comedy Genius Failing driving test 5 times Bleached blonde hair |
Making a lame man walk Walking on water Turned water into wine Fed 5000 people with 2 loaves of bread and a fish. Rising from the dead. |
| Job: | Wilkos Student of Legendness Preacher of the 'Chapman Religion' |
Trainee Carpenter Preacher of Christianity |
| Facial Hair: | The Chapman 'Goatee' | The full beard effect |
Enemys: |
Jennifer
Newton, Alan the Wilkinson security guard, A girl called STORM, Jon Gurr and Susanne Fanner, All women who fail to see how great I am |
King Herod |
| Interesting Fact: | Chapman played Joseph (Jesus's father) on two different occasions in Junior school Productions. |
Jesus is a bastard. His parents were not married he was born. His Mum was still a virgin after birth !? Joseph was not really his Dad |
Unlike Jesus, There is only
Peter Chapman
